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| Blues Woman |
All right, let me give you a little background. It all started when my girlfriend of three years left me for my best friend. A week later I lost my job. That part really wouldnÂ’t have bothered me if Jenny hadnÂ’t left. But it was really the straw that broke the camelÂ’s back, so to speak. I went from listening to hard rock to the blues. My buds told me my life had the making for a country music song, but hell, no matter how desperate I was, depressed, alone, whatever there was no way I was going to listen to that. Same cords over and over again. ...read the rest!
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| Hunting Desire |
For the past six years, ever since IÂ’ve been certified to hunt, Tom and I would drive up to the cabin on the day after Thanksgiving and stay on until the following Tuesday. Sometimes weÂ’d get ourselves a deer, sometimes we wouldnÂ’t but that werenÂ’t hardly the point. As much as we both liked hunting, I think it was mostly just time for us to be together as brothers that was important. When Tom told me that his new wife Kate was coming along this year, it set me back a bit. Our cabin ainÂ’t exactly what youÂ’d call spacious or even close to modern. ItÂ’s just a ramshackle thing thrown together on a patch of woods. It wasnÂ’t really built with womenfolk in mind. Heck, it didnÂ’t even have indoor plumbing. We had to haul water in and haul ourselves out to the outhouse for relief. I figured a city girl would head back home after the first night, if not before. Looking back, IÂ’m sure glad she didnÂ’t. ...read the rest!
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| Roommates |
I set my keys down on the kitchen counter and made for the fridge. As I reached for a soda I thought I heard giggling. “God what are they up to now?” I thought. I could see the light coming from underneath the door of Missy’s room. “Prolly watching a porn film or something and laughing about it.” I popped open the soda can and headed to the bathroom. I had been at work all day. I wanted nothing more than a nice shower and put on my sweats. I took a quick shower and as I walked past Missy’s door again the giggling had changed to hushed moans. I shook my head and headed for my bedroom. As I toweled off I heard a loud thump then a lot of giggling. Now I just had to see what they were up to. ...read the rest!
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| A Taste of White Meat |
Goes without saying that I ainÂ’t using my manÂ’s real name, trashy ass sportswriters would have themselves too much fun dragging his black ass over the coals for some of what I got to say and he donÂ’t need the humiliation of the rest of what I got to say. IÂ’m just gonna call him Hollis, I always wanted me a man named Hollis. Anyhow, heÂ’s basically a good man. It was just that the season was real tough on him this year, the team not playing up to expectations and all and him fighting all them nagging injuries and taking all that flak. If the fool hadnÂ’t taken it all out on me right before leaving for that East Coast swing none of the following shit would have happened. But, he did and it did and even though I got me some regrets about cheating on the man, I certainly did enjoy myself at the time. Got to admit that, straight up. ...read the rest!
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| Empty Nest |
Despite the fact IÂ’d driven her to the college and helped her get settled into her freshman dorm room, I couldnÂ’t believe that Kaitlin was gone. Ever since Mark and I divorced, over ten years ago, my life had built solely around taking care of my daughter. Sure, I tried dating a few times but none of those guys lasted very long. Every time IÂ’d go out, IÂ’d feel guilty about leaving my little girl back home. Only now, I guess, she wasnÂ’t so little. She was sleeping under a different roof, in her dorm. I was wide-awake, pacing an empty house in my nightgown. ...read the rest!
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